Blizzard of Death

It seems one of my projects has went horribly wrong. Long story short, the combination of cold weather and my trans-planar oscillation device imploding we've had a snowstorm the likes of which hasn't been seen in this part of Iowa in years. As a result Sturgis City was shut down for a day. No snow plows on the road, no mail delivery, everything shut down. I count it as a minor victory.

-Dr. Overkill