Once again it is I, Doctor Overkill, premiere super villain of Sturgis Falls. The five or so of you who read this will be wondering what I've been up to and why haven't I been blogging. Well, the answer is simple. I've been busy doing things. My previous post mentioned that I have taken up swordsmenship. Well, I can report that not only have I been continuing with my bladework, I have become one of the best swordsmen in the area, so good in fact that one of the best fencers in the Midwest recently challenged me to a duel.
As to villainous plots, mine have been numerous, my most successful (in the sense that it worked the longest before failing in a very explosive and hilarious way) was my Moisture Inhibitor. I'm not going to bore you with the science behind the Moisture Inhibitor, I'll simply tell you what I used it for. What I did quite simply was control the weather here in Sturgis Falls. Why would I control the weather you ask? Well it's plainly obvious. I wanted to destroy Christmas! Yes, I did it to deny the children of the town a white Christmas! Those little bastards egged the Overcar for the last time! And it worked for awhile, when it exploded (as many of the things I create tend to do) it caused a ripple in the localized atmosphere, seeding it with so much moisture that we had roughly the same effects as the mishap with the trans-planar osculation device. The net result was an only semi-cold December and Fimbulwinter in January.
Beyond that I am working on expanding my evil empire and trying to recruit like minded villains in the area, or failing that to create a few. I am rambling at the moment, so I leave you to cower in my shadow.
-Overkill
